Comments on: The Greatest Alternatives

By: Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 05:11:57 +0000

I love them all!

House Numero Uno, I assume you’re referring to ‘Greatest Bunker’ — a book about the best cement hollow ever built. Nothing adult about that at all.

By: Housemate Numero Uno!

Housemate Numero Uno! — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:22:53 +0000

Greatest Banker (fights the GFC singlehandedly), and then for a special adult edition, just change one letter.

It’s cruel you being a kids author. I really have to tone it down.

By: phill

phill — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 06:22:23 +0000

And still more:

- Greatest Bragger (who wrote best book EVER)
– Greatest Blender (will it blend? dang right it will)
– Greatest Bloater (the adventures of a waterlogged corpse)
– Greatest Bleater (The sheep in the bottom right hand gets its own spin-off)

By: Mel

Mel — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:47:45 +0000

Other possibilities:

- Greatest Bagger (great person to have when visiting Aldi)
– Greatest Blagger (boasts up a storm)
– Greatest Blerger (set in fictional furniture store from 30 Rock)
– Greatest Bladder (can hold in more wee than anyone else)
– Greatest Banger (most epic dance floor hit of all time)
– Greatest Badger (sequel to Wind In The Willows)