BEDA #11: Foolscap (Godfather of Pages)

I have been at home mak­ing notes on my foolscap writ­ing pad this evening. And I have spent much of the night lament­ing the fact that foolscap is no longer the paper size of choice. Poor foolscap. And so I have writ­ten a short pop num­ber about foolscap. Though I think it’s just the cho­ruses. Maybe I’ll get Lil Wayne or The Game to come up with some rhymes for in between.

It’s foolscap!
Skinny by the sides
Longer down the spine
Few many more lines

It’s foolscap!
Alter­nate dimen­sions
With­out any ques­tion
Sta­tionery legend

It’s foolscap!
From the mid­dle ages
To its cur­rent sta­tus
God­fa­ther of pages