The Greatest Alternatives

I have a friend called Ken. He thought that he could make improve­ments to my book. Thanks a lot, Ken. Here are his ‘improve­ments’ with apolo­gies to the fan­tas­tic cover illus­tra­tor Gre­gory Baldwyn.

greatest-alternatives

So what do you think? Per­son­ally I’m just glad he didn’t think of The Great­est Bog­ger in the World because I would hate to see what changes he would have made to illustrations.

29. June 2009



4 Comments

Mel

Other pos­si­bil­i­ties:

- Great­est Bag­ger (great per­son to have when vis­it­ing Aldi)
– Great­est Blag­ger (boasts up a storm)
– Great­est Blerger (set in fic­tional fur­ni­ture store from 30 Rock)
– Great­est Blad­der (can hold in more wee than any­one else)
– Great­est Banger (most epic dance floor hit of all time)
– Great­est Bad­ger (sequel to Wind In The Wil­lows)

phill

And still more:

- Great­est Brag­ger (who wrote best book EVER)
– Great­est Blender (will it blend? dang right it will)
– Great­est Bloater (the adven­tures of a water­logged corpse)
– Great­est Bleater (The sheep in the bot­tom right hand gets its own spin-off)

Housemate Numero Uno!

Great­est Banker (fights the GFC sin­gle­hand­edly), and then for a spe­cial adult edi­tion, just change one letter.

It’s cruel you being a kids author. I really have to tone it down.

Andrew

I love them all!

House Numero Uno, I assume you’re refer­ring to ‘Great­est Bunker’ — a book about the best cement hol­low ever built. Noth­ing adult about that at all.