Bus Stop Seat of the Week

Bus Stop Seat of the Week

The bus stop seat that gets you closer to a real estate agent than you ever thought you’d have to get. No mat­ter where you sit on this seat, the real estate agent’s eyes fol­low you, end­lessly peer­ing over your shoul­der as you check your phone, wal­let, fin­ger­nails. This is the per­fect seat to give up to an elderly per­son, lest you get any of that ‘prop­erty smarm’ stuck to your back.

8. January 2010



7 Comments

Frau Forster

Wow! Big brother is watch­ing you *chill*

Matt

Penny

Every­thing he touches turns to sold!

Lynne

It’s a bit of an extra kick in the teeth for any­one unfor­tu­nate enough to have to sleep on that bench!

Michelle

think of all the other stuff this guys got his face on; fris­bees, fly­ers, mag­nets… imag­ine this guys eyes fol­low­ing you through your house from your refridger­a­tor ah!

Suzanne

Joan

Gee — what an oppor­tu­nity for any­body with a marker! Mus­tache, goa­tee, hair grow­ing from ears…