Bus Stop Seat of the Week

Bus Stop Seat of the Week

The bus stop seat that gets you closer to a real estate agent than you ever thought you’d have to get. No matter where you sit on this seat, the real estate agent’s eyes follow you, endlessly peering over your shoulder as you check your phone, wallet, fingernails. This is the perfect seat to give up to an elderly person, lest you get any of that ‘property smarm’ stuck to your back.



7 Comments

Wow! Big brother is watching you *chill*

Matt

Everything he touches turns to sold!

Lynne

It’s a bit of an extra kick in the teeth for anyone unfortunate enough to have to sleep on that bench!

Michelle

think of all the other stuff this guys got his face on; frisbees, flyers, magnets… imagine this guys eyes following you through your house from your refridgerator ah!

Gee – what an opportunity for anybody with a marker! Mustache, goatee, hair growing from ears…